Everyone is out to get my Fanny Everybody wants to see my Fanny Everybody likes to hold my Fanny But she loves no one but my
Everybody wants to seize my Fanny Everybody likes to squeeze my Fanny They do everything to please my Fanny Still she loves no one but me
Oh, don't touch my Fanny Please don't ever try My little Fanny Is reserved for just one guy
That's why I never let another love light blind me Everywhere I go you'll always find me With my little Fanny right behind me Cause she's so in love with me
Everyone who ever spied my Fanny Tried to hang around beside my Fanny Maybe I should go and hide my Fanny Or she'll find somebody new
I've seen lots of fannies in my time And frequently their cheeks were close to mine But never have I held one so divine Like the Fanny that belongs to me
We will be married Some day next June And when we go away To spend our honeymoon
I know that everyone is goin'a miss my Fanny No one ever could resist my Fanny But they wouldn't dare to kiss my Fanny Cause she's so in love with me