I'm somebody nobody loves Oh me, oh my, my, my I'm somebody nobody loves, I wonder why, why, why
Although I know it's most alarmin' I've prayed on bended knee For that certain gay prince charmin' Who was meant for me
I've got to find me a somebody soon Or else I'll die, die, die, I'd take the man in the moon If he'd give me a try I'm just a lonesome Cinderella That romance passes by I'm somebody nobody loves, oh me oh my