Spoken Intro Emperor: It's not the east or the west side... Vader: No it's not! Emperor: It's not the north or the south side... Vader: No it's not! Emperor: It's the dark side... Vader: You are correct! Emperor: Keep frontin the Empire; to all you Vader haters out there: we'll blow your planet up! Verse 1 Vader: What is thy bidding, my master? Emperor: It's the disaster, Skywalker' we're after. Vader: What if he could be turned to the dark side...? Emperor: Yes! He'd be a powerful ally... another dark Jedi... Vader: He will join us or die. WE GOT DEATH STAR! (repeat 7 times) Stormtroopers (echoing Vader): DEATH STAR! (repeat 7 times) Vader: And you know that we got it... (repeat once) Stormtroopers: DEATH STAR! (repeat once) Spoken Interlude Uncle Owen: Luke! Get your ass over here right now. Quit monkeying around with that damn landspeeder. Where are them two droids I asked you to clean boy? You clean your room?! Verse 2 Luke: Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation. I cleaned the droids: can I go to Tosche Station? I got a lay away on the power converter, but now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder. Ghost Obi-Wan: Luke! Use the Force and run... run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah. (repeat once) Yoda: I'm Yoda, I'm a soldja, I mold ja then I fold ja, I thought I told ja! Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes, watch the X-wing rise. Luke: Yoda... why you being a playa hata? You know that I still must confront Lord Vada'. Yoda: But Luke, not ready are you... Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew. A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do, so now Vader': I'm coming for you! Spoken Interlude Luke: Yeah, that's right Artoo, I've set a new course. We're going for Cloud City. (drinks alcoholic beverage) Ah, that's some mighty good gin and tonic, would you mix me up another? (Things are about to get ugly.)* Verse 3 Vader: Impressive, now release your anger! You must have sensed that your friends are in danger. Luke: Owww! Why did you slice off my hand?! Vader: It's an imperative that you understand! Obi-Wan would never bother... telling you about your father. Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him! Vader: Then there's something I must reveal then, I'm your father, I'm your father (repeat 3 times). Outro Han Solo: Knock 'em out the box Luke, knock 'em out! (repeat 4 times) Knock him out the box, Luke.