ANNIE: Anything you can do I can do better ... I can do anything better than you FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can
FRANK: Anything you can be I can be greater ... Sooner or later I'm greater than you ANNIE: No, you're not FRANK: Yes, I am ANNIE: No, you're not FRANK: Yes, I am ANNIE: No, you're not FRANK: Yes, I am, yes I am
FRANK: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge ANNIE: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow FRANK: I can live on bread and cheese ANNIE: And only on that? FRANK: Yes ANNIE: So can a rat
FRANK: Any note you can sing I can sing higher ANNIE: I can sing anything higher than you FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: Anything you can say I can say softer ANNIE: I can say anything softer than you FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can
FRANK: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker ANNIE: I can do it quicker and get even sicker FRANK: I can open any safe ANNIE: Without being caught? FRANK: *scoff* too bad ANNIE: That's what I thought (you crook)
FRANK: Any note you can hold I can hold longer ANNIE: I can hold any note longer than you FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't - yes, you can
FRANK: Anything you can say I can say faster ANNIE: I can say anything faster than you FRANK: Noyoucan't ANNIE: YesIcan FRANK: Noyoucan't ANNIE: YesIcan FRANK: Noyoucan't ANNIE: YesIcan FRANK: Noyoucan't ANNIE: YesIcan
FRANK: I can jump a hurdle ANNIE: I can wear a girdle FRANK: I can knit a sweater ANNIE: I can fill it better FRANK: I can do most anything ANNIE: Can you bake a pie? FRANK: No ANNIE: Neither can I
FRANK: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter ANNIE: I can sing anything sweeter than you FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Oh, yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can FRANK: No, you can't, can't, can't ANNIE: Yes, I can, can, can, can FRANK: No, you can't ANNIE: Yes, I can