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Oh Mrs. Brown, well how are you now, I tell you, I've had a shocking time with Ern and his stomach Don't talk to me, my Charlie has gone and fallen down the stairs again, saints preserve us Poor old chap, did he hurt himself well, not as much as Alf that's my cousin Fred's boy I learned from Fred, the doctor said, he'll have to have his kneecap scraped, gor blimey singing
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Mrs. Booze, have you heard the news that woman, you know the very fat one down at the corner Climbed in a truck, got stuck, they think that they never gonna get her out, do tell me Well I had a feller round and gave him a pound, to free her with an oxyacetylene welder Must send along some books, it looks like she's gonna be there quite some time, cor blimey singing
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Oh Mrs. Ware I do like your hair who does it, I go to Madame Pom Pom round by the gas works With all that fruit, it looks so cute, I can't believe it it's really you, like a film star Have you heard dear, a little bird has told me Mrs. Tate's expecting her seventh Well glory be, that's three, she's had since Lenny had his tonsils out, cor blimey singing
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso Hear all about it yak a yak yak Every woman up at the window Giving out the gossip and getting it back Giving out the gossip and getting it back.