I was feeling pretty good about my country until Donald Trump come and tried to steal my lunchmeat. Now I’m skipping school afraid he’s gonna punch me. A real life bully, I hope he falls in the polls but he’s so damn rich I bet he’ll buy out the Pope. Wealth inequality’s growing out of control, but the Koch brothers conquer, they’re coming after your vote. Thought you should know… that… that…
The planets getting hotter and that’s just sad to see, gunmen running into schools, that’s a tragedy. Black lives matter, well all lives actually, but black lives matter… more police catastrophes.
And all that new income, man, it’s going to the richest, the top 1% so that they can build their business. The rich they tend to win this game of life because they rigged it. Their money’s in the politics it’s sickening. I’m not done.
Trump and the Republicans are so out of touch, they insist on playing tackle while the country’s playing touch. Like when it comes to healthcare they can never spare a buck, but when it’s military, man, they cannot spend enough…
Bernie Sanders, on the other hand probably should be knighted for standing up to billionaires and Citizens United. In taking money out of politics I’m super glad, that Bernie Sanders raised his 26 mill without a super PAC. In fact, Bernie voted no to that Patriot Act. In fact, Bernie voted no to war in Iraq. In fact, Bernie voted no to personal attacks. He wants to break up banks and legalize that dank.
And Bernie wants to ban that old death penalty, if murder is illegal why should murder be the penalty? And who the f*ck cares that the man is like 70…4, he’s supported gay rights since the 70’s.
A democratic socialist is the remedy and Donald Trump is the f*cking enemy.
[OUTRO: Well I guess Donald Trump isn’t exactly the enemy. The influence that big money has on politics is the real enemy.]