If I won me the lottery I'd dance naked in the street With a top hat full of money & you'd wanna get to know me If I won me the lottery
& if I was a movie star I'd sip honey from a pickle jar In the back of my limousine & they'd call me an icon & I'd be lookin' back at you From the cover of the People magazine
I guess it's all for the takin' I guess it's all yours and mine My sister says I got to see it & believe it & I believe I believe it
But I'm just an outsider Livin' in a trailer with my black & white TV set If only I was President You know I'd paint the White House pink & never have to pay the rent If only I was President
I guess it's all there for the takin' I think it's all yours & mine My preacher says I got to see it to believe it & l believe