Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not! Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat!
Any note you can sing, I can sing higher. I can sing any note higher than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. YES, I CAN!
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything cheaper than you. Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can't. Yes, I can, yes, I can!
Anything you can say, I can say softer. I can say anything softer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can . No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. YES, I CAN!
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. I can do it quicker and get even sicker. I can open any safe. Without being caught? Sure! That's what I thought. You crook!
Any note you can hold, I can hold longer. I can hold any note longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-AN! Yes, YOU CAN!
Anything you can wear, I can wear better. In what you wear, I'd look better than you. In my coat? In your vest. In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can, yes, I can!
Anything you can say, I can say faster. I can say anything faster than you. No, you can't! Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can!
I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better. I can do most anything. Can you bake a pie? No... Neither can I.
Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything sweeter than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't, can't, can't! Yes, I can, can, can! No, you can't! Yes, I can!