Did you ever read voltaires candide? He says live life at benny hill freak out speed Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase Make it up as you go keyser soze Highlights yes but dont underline em Just live for n.o.w. like gloria steinem Life is like marion barry Its not all that its cracked up to be Like fred sanford when the big one comes Find the meaning of life is there is none Its twenty-four hours when you call it a day Be frank and say I did it my way Dont give a flying nun no dont give a gidget Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget If life were picture perfect you could frame it But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
All born equal unless youre canadian Then halfway through decay like uranium You define whats death-defying Get the most out of life or at the least die trying Are you evil knievel jumping a train? Or running with scissors like frasier crane? Have really good times doing really bad things cause the show aint over til the fat lady sings Like elton john with his candle in the wind Its hard to blow out a flame as big as him But weve all got to wang chung with the grim reaper Whether youre einstein whether youre beaker Death is certain so its definitely worth flirtin Dont expect a bright light no just curtains Life is like a penis most people dont know it But most people suck so they usually blow it
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home