Hey, I've been driving All over the town On my cell phone Wearin' it out
And I've finally tracked you down Hey, everybody says you're the man The final piece to my master plan You got my world in the palm of your hand
Well I know that you got it Come on and just sell it Got the cash up in my pocket You know I gotta get it
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D. There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see I got my money and you got what I need Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.
Hey, don't you even Think about tellin' me no It's only twenty minutes 'til the show Hey mister turn it over, let's go
No, I ain't gonna need a receipt, just make sure That it looks like me so the bouncer don't call the police And don't tell my daddy stole the keys to his caddy Don't dilly-dally, I gotta get the hell out of this alley
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D. There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see I got my money and you got what I need Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.
Here's my money Now get out of my way Gonna push my luck Right up to the stage
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D. There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see I got my money and you got what I need Hey mister, hey mister
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D. There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see I got my money and you got what I need Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D. There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see I got my money and you got what I need Hey mister won't you sell me a fake I.D.