Mummy was a hostess, daddy was a drunk 'Cos they didn't love me then, I turned out a punk An ex house full of memories, memories and junk Never had a childhood, I turned out a punk Better learn how to play guitar with a plink and a plunk I didn't like jazz, I didn't like funk I turned out a punk I turned out a punk Slowly started slipping down 'till my ship was sunk Going nowhere in my life, I turned out a punk Didn't care 'bout anyone, sat 'round smoking skunk Didn't know what I had done, I turned out a punk Better learn how to play guitar with a plink and a plunk I didn't like jazz, I didn't like funk I turned out a punk I turned out a punk
Better learn how to play guitar with a plink and a plunk I didn't like jazz, I didn't like funk I turned out a punk I turned out a punk Woke in the afternoon with a mouth full of gunk Blob out with my video, I turned out a punk Took my disabilities, packed them in a trunk Rock 'n' roll's alright by me, I turned out a punk Better learn how to play guitar with a plink and a plunk I didn't like jazz, I didn't like funk I turned out a punk I turned out a punk I turned out a punk I turned out a punk