Heard the news about the scare in the underwear Population's getting thin, forget the bomb, its carnal sin, yeah Marriage up, divorce is down, no one wants to fuck around Save the rose, reject romance, Micky Mouse don't drop his pants
Now to sexual relations better take a wife Now that sex is death, better lead a boring life No time for social kissing, you'll hardly raise a smile When you think what you'll be missing, iron undies back in style
Now where did it start and where will it end? Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again No no no
Seems like only yesterday, cocaine and extasy Run around and jump on anything you see A marriage of convenience, saw a doctor went abroad Saved up a few pennies, ran the weelchair down to Lourdes
Now handsome is as handsome does and I did it everywhere Before the current era I didn't have a care Bloodstream destination, megavitamin therapy Artificial insemination, D.I.Y. vasectomy
Oh spaceman, junkfood Dallas, the 20th century Two World Wars, a Great Depression, this must be Germ War III
Now where did it start and where will it end? Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again No no no
No need for alimony 'cause no one wants to split Leisure times a gamble, but jogging keeps you fit Now I packed my bags for China, join the yellow race Nostradamus had a theory, they're inheriting the place
Blamed it on the Haliens, C.I.A, and KGB A.R.C. light a shining down on monogamy New date really hard, promiscure? Change your views Unless you got a health card, take a tip from Howard Hughes Oh Trocadero transfer, I-Beam closet scene Cat and mouse with the press, exposé celebrity
Now where did it start and where will it end? Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again No no no
The tramp of time continues, en masse to wedding bells But they haven't made no breakthrough to helper T. white cells Wholesale Hyper wipe out, technology against the pest Put away those etchings, sorry baby no contest
Notches and phone numbers, collection flesh as pelts Stealing cancers thunder, blows below the belt Oh don't it make you wonder 'bout how the cards are dealt Holy cow
Now where did it start and where will it end? Be nice to the wife, can`t trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again