Bombs are flying People are dying Children are crying Politicians are lying too Cancer is killing Texaco's spilling The whole world has gone to Hell And how are you?
I'm super, thanks for asking All things considered I couldn't be better I must say I'm feeling super No, nothing bugs me Everything is super when you're... Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
I'm so sorry Mr. Cripple But I just can't feel too bad for you right now Because I'm feeling so insanely super that even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down
(People) He's super, thanks for asking All things considered he couldn't be better He must say.
(Big Gay Al) I'm super No nothing bugs me Everything is super when you're... Don't you think I look cute in this hat? These little pants This matching tie I got at Merv's I'm super
(People) In the barracks and the trenches as well
(Big Gay Al) Stick 'em up!
(People) Big Gay Al says do ask, do tell
(Big Gay Al) Skittles
(People) Yes, he's super and he's proud to be gay!
(Big Gay Al) O.K.
(People) Everything is super when you're GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! When you're GAY!