I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night (ooh aah ooh aah) I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet ( ooh aah ooh aah) Now somethings telling me That you'm avoiding me Come on now darlin you've got something i need
Chorus: Cuz i got a brand new combine harvester An ill give you the key Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty three Now i got a brand new combine harvester An' ill give you the key.
She made i laugh haha
Ill stick by you, ill give you all that you need Well 'ave twins and triplets im a man built for speed And you know i love you darlin So give me your hand But what i want the most Is all they acres of land
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Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all
For seven long years ive been alone in this place Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, its a proper disgrace Now if i cleaned it up would you change your mind Ill give up drinkin scrumpy and that lager and lime
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Who loves ya baby ha
Werent we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand We had our photos took and us holdin hands
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Now i got a brand new combine harvester And ill give you the key Now that we'm both past our fifties i think that you and me should stop this galavanting and will you marry me coz i got a brand new combine harvester An ill give you the key
Aahh yu're a fine lookin woman and i can't wait to getme hands on your land