If you want a picture of a charming prince I take the cake But now you find me all more alarming since I'm charming as a rattlesnake My debonair and dazzling personality Was like a dream But now that you're awake the harsh reality Is things aren't always what they seem Taken in by my dashing grin You have failed to note the pointy teeth I'm not fraud But beneath this warm facade I'm prince charmless underneath Just look at what a royal pair We're gonna make 'Cause eweryone is absolutely unaware We two are both completely fake You've been grand For the plots i've planned And my gratitude's Profound and large Now's the time For the world to know That i'm hardly harmless Etiquette or harmless No i'm prince charmless And i'm in charge