Offer your sherry to somebody else I’ve got nothing to say ‘Cept my wife’s in the bedroom with everyone else But I don’t want to play
Will you stop asking me who I am? Go and find someone else To tell your jokes to What a great party this is
Though you’ve got me alone, the records still moan I’ve got nothing but screams in my ears I’ve just put a cigarette out No thanks, I don’t want another beer
Will you stop asking me who I am? Go and find someone else To tell your jokes to What a great party this is
Well they told me the budgerigar Committed suicide But it was you, I saw you put that gin in its water I was standing by your side
Will you stop asking me who I am? Go and find someone else To tell your jokes to What a great party this is