Let's be xenophobic - it's really in this year Let's find a nasty slimy ugly alien to fear There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home Let's learn to love our neighbours like the Christians learned in Rome
We know we ought to hate 'em - they're different, you see We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV The folks that ought to know have told us how it's gotta be The gospel truth is found in scenes from "Alien" and "V"
Let's wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget 'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before
You see, aliens can never be as good as humankind A more delightful race than us you'll never ever find So, step aside, you star slime, we're ready for your worst We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us, oppress us and browbeat us - unless we get you first!