Private Jones came in one night Full of cheer and very bright He'd been out all day upon the spree He bumped into Sergeant Smeck Put his arms around his neck And in his ear he whispered tenderly.....
Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant-Major Tuck me in my little wooden bed We all love you, Sergeant-Major, When we hear you bawling, "Show a leg!"
Don't forget to wake me in the morning And bring me 'round a nice hot cup of tea Kiss me goodnight Sergeant-Major Sergeant-Major, be a mother to me
Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant-Major Tuck me in my little wooden bed We all love you, Sergeant-Major Even when your neck grows rather red
Don't forget to wake me in the morning And bring me 'round a nice hot cup of tea Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant-Major Sergeant-Major, be a mother to me