You're my sidecick You're my alibi You're my right hand man
I'm your homeboy I'm your main dude I'm your best laid plan
When the shit hits the fan Could i make you understand I don't know
Would you still be my friend if i made out with your mother Would you still be my friend if i beat up your brother 'Cause i'd still be friends with you That's what real friends do
You're my defence You're my samurai You're the man, you're the man
There's no secrets There's no need to lie Word are not enough to best describe us
When the shit hits the fan Could i make you understand I don't know
Would you still be my friend if i broke into your house pissed in your shoes and relieved you off your eyebrows i'd still be friends with you 'Cause that's what real friends do
These scenarios have all been hypotnetical so far Bad news is i think i brought your girlfriend to the brink While you were sleeping after drinking in the backseat of your car
I will be still your friend no matter what happens I will be still your friend through the good times and the bad ones 'Cause i'll always be there for you 'Cause that's what real friends do 'Cause that's what real friends do 'Cause that's what real friends do 'Cause that's what real friends do