He swallered a frog And hollered yum yum He slid down the hillside And guarded his tounge He entered the garden On this bright moonlit night And he stopped in his tracks It was love at first sight
He said my skin is black And your skin is green You dwell in a garden I live by a stream Although I'm short and stocky and You're long and green I've got a crush on you And he squeezed her tighter And tighter And tighter I've got a crush on you
He said I'm a king snake And you'll be my queen With a butler and servants And your own private stream And if you refuse me It would be such a shame Because I'm so tired of doing My own thang
And he squeezed her tighter To excite her And delight her I've got a crush on you
And I'll be back tomorrow
Next day when he got there A two legged man Was holding sweet green thang In his big human hands Her long jet of water Shot out of her nose Oh king snake had fallen in love with a hose
He said my skin is black And your skin is green You dwelled in a garden I live by a stream Although you're made of plastic I think you're fantastic I've got a crush on you But I don't think it's gonna work out