He swallered a frog* and hollered yum-yum* He slid down the hillside* and darted his tongue* He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night * Then he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight*
(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream Although I'm short and stocky and you're long and lean I've got a crush on you Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter I've got a crush on you
He said I'm a king snake, and you'll be my queen With a butler and serpents, and your own private stream If you refuse me it would be such a shame Cause I'm so tired of doing my own fang
Then he squeezed her tighter To excite her and delight her Oh I've got a crush on you (and I'll be back tomorrow)
Next day when he got there, a two-legged man Was holding sweet green thing in his big human hand A long jet of water shot out of her nose Ol' king snake had fallen in love with a hose
(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream Although I'm short and stocky and you're long and lean I've got a crush on you Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter I've got a crush on you