When people write their songs of love they write of one another It's always Sis or Ma and Pa, a sweetheart or a brother But love songs that they've aimed at me have all gone on the shelf I don't think that is fair, so I'll write one of myself.
I love me, I love me, I love myself to death I love me, I love me, 'till I'm all out of breath I stop at every slot machine that I should chance to pass And give myself a hug and squeeze as I look in the glass
Oh, I love me, I love me, I'm wild about sweet me I love me, only me, so I'm content you see With me I like to make a date To meet myself at half past eight If I'm not there, I never wait I'm wild about myself
I love me, I love me, everyplace I go I love me, I love me, and at a movie show I take myself right by the arm and push me through the crowd And listen to myself read me the titles right out loud
Oh, I love me, I love me, I love to squeeze my hand I love me, I love me, it always feels so grand With me I get right in my tub I let myself give me a rub Oh, how I love to feel me scrub I'm wild about myself.
I love me, I love me, I'm wild about myself I love me, I love me, my picture's on my shelf You may think I look so good but me thinks I'm just fine It's grand when I look in my eyes and know they're mine all mine
I love me, I love me, and my love doesn't bore Day by day in every way, I love me more and more I take me to a quiet place I put my arm around my waist If me gets fresh, I slap my face (Oh! Ma!) I'm wild about myself