The dog just up and ran away The trailer van is two months late My baby stole my truck and now she's gone Now life is turning out... just like a country song The fish just snapped my fishing pole Momma's hooked on dipping scope My rooster crows at dusk instead of dawn My life is turning out. just like a country song Things are going sideways I'll just hit the highway Leave my troubles behind I'll just find a dirt road Go wherever it goes I'm gonna be just fine My brother, Joe, is back in jail I lock my gun to pay his bail And now he's probably tent up on the lawn My life is turning out. just like a country song Well. lookie there My dog came back The rooster had a heart attack My baby pulled up in my truck Cried and said she's still in love Begged and begged and pleaded all night long My life is turning out. Just like a country song My life is turning out. just like a country song Like a country song Just like a country song