My hat? Oh Bing, how nice of you to ask me that. Because there's a very interesting story connected with this hat, there really is. I was walking down the street the other day, ran into Mllicent Palmer, you know Millicent Palmer, a very dear friend of mine.
How do I get involved?
Well we walked around the corner for what passes for a millinery shop and she looked in the window and saw my hat and said, "that is for you" I went in, the saleslady put it on my head and I thought it was a little matronly
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oh... now ... wait, no wait
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When I got my arm around you and we're going for a walk Must you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, talk, talk, talk When we're sitting close together in a cozy taxi cab Must you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, gab, gab, gab Aristotle, mathematics, economics, antique chairs The classics, the comics, darling, who cares? There's a brand new moon this evening and the weather should be fine If you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, same old line I'll politely close your lips with mine
How's your golf Bing?
My golf? Ho-ho I'm really moving that ball out there, striking it a ton. I had a sixty-nine Sunday, should have been a sixty-five. Terrific wind blowing, couldn't drop a single putt, it was murder
Oh, I lost my head with this question
...and of course the equipment, you just can't get any golf balls anymore the actors are hoarding them all...and the caddies, huh they want an annuity for eighteen holes. You've got to take an option on one to be sure he'll show up.
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Sorry
When the parlour lights are lowered and the family isn't in Must you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, chin, chin, chin When there's music softly playing and I'm sitting on your lap Must you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, yap, yap, yap Forward passes, second baggers, or a jockey who is hot. Or boxing, or hockey, darling, so what?
I'll attempt some other evening.
Well you can call for me at nine
Calling? But if you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, same old line
What do you mean the same old line?
Same line
You asked me about my hat, You've been standing there for an hour and a half talking your big fat head off