You don’t exist You’re off my list You’re just an intruder You’re out of the computer I didn’t abuse you I didn’t shoot you I just took you Out of the computer And i turned my head And i said You couldn’t be cuter But you’re out of the computer Because you’re the world’s worst slacker And i’m the world’s greatest hacker
I didn’t know You were a hooter
You’re out of the computer
B-I-
What does a hooter mean? it’s a breast? yeah.
N-G-O
I took you out of my heart with a roto router And i ran you over with my brand new scooter And i turned my head And i said You’re out of the computer ’cause you’re the world’s worst programmer And i’m the world’s greatest hacker You were the one i would die for You were the one i would climb the sky for You were my lover But you made me suffer When you became Yhe world’s greatest surfer Now you’re Out of the computer
you were subline but you were offline with the online do i have to draw you a diaroma you’re the world’s worst scammer you’re the world’s worst slammer i wish things could be smoother but they couldn’t be blacker i’m the world’s greatest hacker i’m the world’s greatest hijacker i’m the world’s greatest…
B-I-
i’m the world’s greatest hacker
N-
and you’re the world’s worst…
G-
limburger… i don’t know… fuck it…
O
i took away your key i took away your mouse i’m a turkey i’m a louse i threw you out of the house and now you’re out of the computer and even if you yell “i need a key!” you ain’t getting back ’cause you’re out of the computer
i spent wonderful moments in your components get out of my memory get your digitals out of my modules get your mish-mash out of my macintosh or i’ll hit you with a swiss wrist watch you showed them your modem and as sure as my name is yahuda you’re out of the computer
we were riding down the highway when you put your hand up my byway and you tried to sell me a floppy of my biopsy and a copy of my autopsy you looked in my iris and you gave me a virus you took away my lap desk you took away my website you took away my disk drive you took away my database and you drove away with my jalopy and you scrambled my scanner and you took away my banner you’re the world’s worst home shopper you’re the world’s worst pornographer and if you see me first you say hello and if i see you first i’ll say hello