Everybody's saying That I'm not so cool So I'm going back to charm school Charm school
Here in my new necktie Feeling so refined Working on my handshake and my smile And though I'm always late And I can't stand up straight I'm sure they'll find me charming in a while
Such a dainty curtsey Darling little child Let me hold your hand, keep you from harm I'm learning everyday I practice what to say I'm working in the mirror on my charm
Everybody's saying That I'm not so cool So I'm going back to charm school Charm school
Every little lesson Every gilded rule I follow or forget in my own way Those lovely afternoons With all those forks and spoons My charm school made me ready for today
Everybody's saying That I'm not so cool So I'm goingback to charm school Charm school