Bored, Bored, you miss the war Drivin’ round London in taxi car Yeah, you’re comin’ home
Pills, chills, it gives him thrills The possibility of getting killed They say he’s a psycho
While he’s consulting, You’re shopping Poultry He’ll text you about this thing he’s holding In the oven, you get no lovin’ Why do you live there?
So Raise your Jam if you are Jawn You’ll say you’re not gay All my Heteros We will never do, never do anything but row With pin an chip machines and Love consulting freaks So just come on and come on and Raise your Jam
Wine, Dine, It’s all fine Doesn’t really matter if he’s yours or mine He’s married to his work
His heart’s ten feet apart from his body into yours (You feel a spark!) He’s driving you berserk
He’s jumping fences and you’re defenseless Playing straight, he wants you pantsless Don’t get shirty, just get flirty Why does Sherlock Care
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So if Lestrade has got a job And Mycroft is still a knob And your roommate wants to bone We can always, we can always Solve this case on our own
CHORUS Yeah! Come on And I will never be bored (Bored!) Never be, Never be, Never be, Never be Bored I will raise my Jam! And I’m coming home