I’ve never met a man so brilliant Try to compete with his massive intel-dick But he is still stupidly ignorant Of all but the latest underwear trends
PreChorus Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Wanna see some more, see some more, more? Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah And he’s no amateur, no amateur ;)
Chorus I’m just a veteran, you need a doctor? I’m your man. And I’m still in love with Sherlock, baby! Need whoop-ass in a can? Well, honey, hold my jam And I’m still in love with Sherlock, baby! Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock
You think around him I would be afraid It’s hard to tell if he is gay or straight But I think we got clues from Moriarty Given that he tied me up and Sherlock came ;)
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JOHN!
Anderson, you’re a whale Do your research, get me ale On this high-functioning male Sociopath Look at him in that scarf That undeniable shark How do those cheekbones work So face my wrath
I want to punch you, ‘Cause I can’t lock you up or kidnap you Sarah stole my virtue, but it’s Sherlock’s texts that I reply to Reply to