They see me mowin', my front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
(chorus) Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me, I'm white and nerdy!
I wanna roll with, the gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really, really white and nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND MC Escher, that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people begging for my top eight spaces Yo I know Pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper, I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run (run) At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one) Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun Happy days is my favourite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quizz you bring on I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway! I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy!
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I'd like to roll with the gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy How'd I get so white and nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin' X-men comics you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for 'em all Even made a homepage for my dog! Yo! I got myself a fanny pack They were having a sale down at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream I was in AV club and Glee club and even a chess team! Only question I ever thought was hard Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? Spend every weekend at the Renaissance fair Got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin', they laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy All because I'm white and nerdy Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with the gangsters But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy