Well let’s all celebrate because another war has just begun A cause so holy that no one would ever dare leave it undone This isn’t just an acute gesture of national self-preservation: Disprove all critics of our proud nation To this unwarranted attack we resolutely respond Prove to the whole world that no one can piss on our lawn Hey! Who doesn’t know that we’re vulnerable as everybody else? And we know that security is what truly sells No need to moralize, we know that everyone will be on our side We’ll sacrifice a few good men, but they’ll weigh up for what we idealize It becomes all the more easy when we paint the world in black and white Assure us of those with or against us of our undeniable right It’s self-evident: the spirit of unity must subsist as our ideal And support our leadership with true patriotic zeal Attention! Aggression! Concentration! Ready-set-kill! My name is Uncle Sam and I think I can solve your problem Model on my homeland; home of the free; capital and religion Never-mind the rest of the world we’ll do as we fucking please And those against us we’ll eliminate with the greatest ease Don’t say – we are what is freedom Don’t say – if not against then with them Don’t say – truth is sold Don’t say – loss of liberty at the price of control? Hear them! What splendour! Consolation for terror? Fear them!? Is this the shell of our hollow pride? Don’t say – democracy Don’t say – equality Don’t say – land of the free Don’t say – Man above cause Inhale the sulphur!