My girl's been a real whore Spending her time with Theodore Now Teddy he's my best friend but With friends like these Who needs enemies? My mother she told me You're being silly Talking, talking crazy Don't tell me what my problem is Just tell me what She's doing at his Apartment at midnight I didn't get an invite Tonight on my birthdy That ain't half right My best boy Teddy ??? Goddammit girl, just love me already
Can't you love, love, love me already Love, love, love me already, baby Won't you love, love, love me already Love, love, love me already, baby
My father he told me Biting and begging That hurts your knees You can't treat women like hotels Why should she love you? She knows you so well Now I'm at a payphone Humming so slow To a busy tone Now I knock on Ted's door Keeping time with my heart beat (He knocks on Ted's door Keeping time with his heart beat) Now I knock on Ted's door Keeping time with my heart beat The whore lets me in And it looks (looks) like (like) a (a) party
Surprise, surprise it's your party, baby I know you hate secrets but try not to hate me Teddy and I, we kept it all on the slide So baby don't cry And please don't you try So love me already Love me already So baby don't cry And please don't you try So baby don't cry And please don't you try
So love, love, love me already Love, love, love me already, baby Love, love, love me already Love, love, love me already, baby Won't you love, love, love me already Love, love, love me already, baby Can't you love, love, love me already Love, love, love me already, baby Ready baby, ready baby, ready baby