Jim Dandy to the rescue Jim Dandy to the rescue Jim Dandy to the rescue Go, Jim Dandy Go, Jim Dandy
I was sitting on a mountain top 30,000 feet to drop Tied me on a runaway horse Uh huh, that's right, of course Jim Dandy to the rescue Go, Jim Dandy Go, Jim Dandy
One day, I met a girl named Sue She was feeling kind of blue I'm Dandy, the kind of guy Who can't stand to see a little girl cry Jim Dandy to the rescue Go, Jim Dandy Go, Jim Dandy
Jim Dandy to the rescue Jim Dandy to the rescue Jim Dandy to the rescue Go, Jim Dandy Go, Jim Dandy
I was riding on a submarine Got a message from my mermaid queen She was hanging on a fishing line Mr. Dandy didn't waste no time Jim Dandy to the rescue Go, Jim Dandy Go, Jim Dandy
Once upon a time, I went to Maine Got a ticket on a DC plane Mr. Dandy didn't need no chute I was high and ready to boot Jim Dandy to the rescue Go, Jim Dandy Go, Jim Dandy
Jim Dandy to the rescue Jim Dandy to the rescue Jim Dandy to the rescue Go, Jim Dandy Go, Jim Dandy