Well, I was coming home one night After rocking 'bit of wild And there she stood, her suitcase in her hand She said "I'll leave you, you poor Elvis There's just fat around your pelvis Last not least, there's nothing you do understand
I said "I'm sorry little mama But that fat results from fan That l use to have with beer in pubs at night This is good for that's the reason Why l don't need any girdle 'Cause now anyway, my drainpipe fits just right"
Oh yes, l thought l closed the backdoor Now l know l wasn't right 'Cause she did come back later With a razor by her side She's a Teddy girl a-beep-beep With black high heels on her feet And she did shave away one sideburn in my sleep
So If you find your Teddy-girly And you think you love her really Better stay at home, and don't get pissed all night 'Cause if she wants to hurt you And to make you feel oh-so blue She knows just what to do in farewell night
And you will think you've closed the backdoor But you'll find you weren't right 'Cause she will come back later With a razor by her side She's a Teddy girl a-beep-beep With black high heels on her feet And she will shave away one sideburn in your sleep