I fucked Dolly Parton I fucked Loretta Lynn I fucked Barbara Mandrell And I fucked all of her kin I fucked Minnie Pearl I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl I fucked the Judds I fucked the Judds My cuntry boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down My cuntry boner, it won't go down
Fucked Willie Nelson I fucked him deep inside I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died I fucked Dwight Yoakum Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him I fucked the Judds I fucked the Judds My cuntry boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down My cuntry boner, it won't go down
I fucked Alabama I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys I fucked Randy Travis with a twelve-inch plastic toy I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw Kenny Rogers thought it crass When I fucked his big white ass My cuntry boner, it won't go down
(3x) It won't go down, it won't go down My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down My cuntry boner, it won't go down