Driving down the interstate Running thirty minutes late Singin' Margaritaville and minding my own Some foreign car drivin' dude with the road rage attitude Pulled up beside me talkin' on his cell phone He started yelling at me like I did something wrong He flipped me the bird an' then he was gone
Some beach Somewhere There's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair Palm trees are growin' and a warm breezes a blowing I picture myself right there On Some beach, somewhere
I circled the parkin' lot, tryin' to find a spot Just big enough I could park my old truck A man with a big cigar was getting into his car I stopped and I waited for him to back up From out of no where a Mercedes Benz Came cruisin' up and whipped right in
Some beach Somewhere There's no where to go when you got all day to get there There's cold margaritas and hot Senoritas smiling with long dark hair On some beach Somewhere
I sat in that waiting room It seemed like all afternoon The nurse finally said doc's ready for you you're not gonna feel a thing we'll give you some novicane That tooth will be fine in a minute or two But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum And he started drillin' before I was numb
Some beach Somewhere There's a beautiful sunset burning up the atsmosphere There's music and dancing and lovers romancing In the salty evening air On some beach Somewhere On some beach, somewhere