(Tom) i want to fuck a dog in the arse (mark)he wants to fuck a dog in the arse (tom)i want to fuck a dog thats right kids
i tried to fuck ur mom in the arse i tried to fuk ur dad in the arse, could olny find a dog, and his arse
(chorus) we wan to fuck a dog in the arse wana fuk a fukin dog
(tom) i tried to fuk a fukin pirate in the arse (pirate says somethin) tried to fuk a fukin pirate but i found a dog (pirate in mexican acent ) aii, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister! (mark), mexican pirate!