Outside the carolers start to sing I cant describe the joy they bring Cause joy is something they dont bring me My girlfriend is by my side From the roof are hanging sickles of ice Their whiny voices get irritating Its christmas time again So I stand with a dead smile on my face Wondering how much of my time theyll waste Oh god, I hate these satans helpers And then I guess I must have snapped Because I grabbed the baseball bat And made them all run for shelter Its christmas time, again Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year Im growing tired of all this christmas cheer You people scare me Please stay away from my home If you wanna get beat down Just leave the presents and let me be alone Well, I guess its not cool to freak on christmas eve Cause the cops came and arrested me They had an unfair advantage And even though the jail didnt have a tree Christmas came a night early Cause a guy named bubba unwrapped my package Its christmas time, again Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year Im growing tired of all this christmas cheer You people scare me Please stay away from my home If you wanna get beat down Just leave the presents and let me be alone I wont be home, I wont be home for christmas I wont be home, I wont be home for christmas