My mom, she's not a woman anymore She dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man (dresses like a man) Oh how she's not as feminine as she Used to be before Oh how she is so damned masculine
I close my eyes (I close my eyes) My mom's not a woman anymore She's wearing a disguise Everytime she leaves through that door
My mom's not the same As she was in the past If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the Woman that she was before When my friends come over She likes to wrestle them down to the floor
I close my eyes My mom's not a woman anymore She's wearing a disguise Everytime she leaves through that door