Blink-182 - Words Of Wisdom | Текст песни

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TOM: I'm going to come back and I'm going to start a therapeutic massage center only for for...
MARK: I'm going to start my own nudist colony
TOM: That would be grose, you tried that in our bus one time
MARK: I tried to start our own nudist colony in our bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked, they love you Tom
TOM: They love me so fuck everybody else
MARK: Yea fuck all you guys out there that are cheering, yea we hate you Tom you suck dick burn in hell
TOM: Yea fuck that, hey I say I say fuck the hating Tom thing that's what I say, are we ready Mark
MARK: You know what it is you know what it is a lot of these people are just now hopping on the we hate Tom bandwagon, like I've been hating tom since like 1995 I'm old school hating Tom guy alright
TOM: Oh shit, hey let's all say some dirty words, everybody say fuck, everybody say shit, everyone say dick, everyone say Mark's an ass hole
MARK: Everyone say, everyone say we hate Mark, yea
TOM: Hey now let's do this one, everyone say fuck fuck shit fuck, that's the kind of words you should be using at home kids
MARK: That's right
TOM: What do we do now
MARK: I want everyone to call me an ass hole again
TOM: What's up I like your hair it's very nice
MARK: You like his hair oh cool thanks he probably appreciates that a lot
TOM: I wanted to say I liked your but but I thought that was to foward you know
MARK: Hey this next song is for all the ladies in the hezouse, hea he it's for all the ladies in the heoueoueouze
TOM: Mark!
MARK: What
TOM: Shut the fuck up
MARK: It's for all the ladies in the houaeiouze, weee. Hey you know what hang on I want to make this like a
TOM: (belch) exuse me
MARK: Exuse Tom
TOM: Sorry
MARK: I want to make this like a big golf tournimant everyone shut up everybody just clap like it's a golf tourniment
TOM: That's what it sounds like when I get done having sex, 15,000 people cheering me on, I could take all of you in my bed right fucking now, but you're not invited Mark. You have got giant boobs and I doubt you're 18, do you have a note from your mom, I want to meet your mom...
MARK: Hey put those 13 year old boobs away, if I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I'd hang out by the Junior high like my dad like my dad does
TOM: Hey you know what I learned in fifth grade
MARK: What's that your dad has a bent weiner
TOM: My dad's weiner was bigger than mine then and still is
MARK: I want everyone here to scream, fuck you Tom,we fucking hate you you're going to burn in hell and die a horrible firery death cause' we hate you stupid pieces of shit
TOM: I heard that
MARK: Thanks
TOM: You want to give me your shirt, this smells like blood and feces, dinner time ok what does this say here
MARK: It smells like blood and feces, so it's your dad's shirt
TOM: Hey uh just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex don't we Mark, that we do so Mark's going to tell you about how safe we are
MARK: Let me tell you about the safest form of sex, it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with like ten people totally unprotected and you do intravenous drugs at the same time, no it's not true
TOM: It's not true you have to carry a weapon. How many of you guys have girlfreinds and how many of your girlfriends have guy friends, I hope you're not having sex
MARK: And more importanly how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends
TOM: Cause' we believe in the love that exists between two vaginas
MARK: The most special kind of love of all is the love that exists between two naked women while I watch
TOM: We need her to put her shirt back on
MARK: Please
TOM: It just took away my boner, my boner just died, I had one and now it's gone
MARK: Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away. Hey hey hang on everyone everyone seriously I need your att

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