Hey mom there's something in the backroom I hope it's not the creature from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I'd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say What you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what was right
[Chorus:] Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you
I am still the skeptic yes you know me Been best friends And will be till we die I got an injection Of fear from the abduction My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
[Chorus] Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation Information, nice to know ya, parnoia Where's my mother, biofather Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you guys Twelve majestic lies