I wanna fuck a dog in the ass He wants to fuck a dog in the ass I wanna fuck a dog That's right kids
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass Tried to fuck your dad in the ass Could only find the dog And its ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate But I found the dog Ar, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister (It's a Mexican pirate)
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass We wanna fuck a dog in the ass Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog