The doctor’s telling me I may be mad Maybe it’s cause we living in this crazy land I’m a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor’s telling me I may be mad Maybe it’s cause we living in this crazy land I’m a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
[Verse 1]
I feel disconnected, distant like Heaven Missed what the reverend said it’s a bit upsetting Wishing that I listened better cause yes I’m sinning f*****g a nun in her cunt while her head’s spinning Pissed like a kid that’s wetting his bed linen I’m twisted on meds having sex with dead women Lost in the sauce my foster mom forced me to drink As she peeled my foreskin back and sucked it off till it was pink Thoughts that I think as I wash my balls in a sink My balls up in my stomach, that’s they call em a shrink Like Cobain on cocaine feeling no pain on Soul Train With a gold chain I can throw flames like propane And I won’t play with a full deck This whole game a joke is wild as I go insane in the membrane Like Cypress or that white bitch that play Lois Lane Margot Kidder, I’mma go get her And hit her in the shitter, I’m a psycho killer
[Chorus]
The doctor’s telling me I may be mad Maybe it’s cause we living in this crazy land I’m a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor’s telling me I may be mad Maybe it’s cause we living in this crazy land I’m a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
[Verse 2]
I’ll bring a hammer to a slow jam, throw wrenches in your program Nail gun through both hands, screwdriver is in your throat damn Make you a known example Throw roman candles, hone the poison arrows Boy destroy a pair, I’ll roast your flannel Demonically possessed, doctor suggests I am a psycho Chainsaw on my gun like a Gears of War rifle Q-tip sex on a platter mask Gripping a talking Cabbage Patch with C4 and a battery pack Yeah I’m actually that insane med pills Visions of chasing enemies while I’m on my f*****g treadmill Merry Christmas, kiss the barrel under the mistletoe Shot every part of your body bitch except I missed your toe If it’s a diss you’ll know, scalpel to your torso Carving slow, rolling out intestines like a garden hose Make you swallow a 40 ounce and see how many karate chops it takes To punch your stomach till the bottle breaks
[Chorus]
The doctor’s telling me I may be mad Maybe it’s cause we living in this crazy land I’m a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor’s telling me I may be mad Maybe it’s cause we living in this crazy land I’m a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
[Verse 3]
I’m lamping, I’m cold lamping I’m amped and I’m slicing you up like Crystal Lake camping Like Daddy Kane said it, stop shammin’ I’m boasting, I’m bragging, raving and ranting Leaving you deader than Bruce’s son Brandon I’ll send you to the moon like Ralph Kramden I’m the craziest of the crazies in history Charles Manson’s a pussy, he wanna be a musician, I piss on that hippie I’m the reason the Zodiac’s still missing f**k Jeffrey Dahmer was a bitch He fucked boys, he got murdered in prison And David Berkowitz, the Son of Sam He talked to doggies, Gacy was a clown None of em f*****g with Rugged Man I’m demented delusional shock treatment lunatic Critters Cut out your livers with scissors I’m splitting the wig of you wiggers Sho Kosugi, ninjas, Rambo, sleep-away camp slashers Heather Thomas posters in my brain, the 80s never passed At Central Park I’m stealing purses and I’m robbing the joggers They wanna lock us, I’m raping the nurses and murdering the doctors, c’mon
[Chorus]
The doctor’s telling me I may be mad Maybe it’s cause we living in this crazy land I’m a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land