Ladies & gentlemen Whores & sluts Step right up, behind this curtain Is where all your fantasies come to life This is a place where you can escape Welcome to candyland!
Let me show you my game (watch! ) I put those shoes to shame (ooh! ) These rhymes sat alright Make you wanna fuck all night When we take off our clothes (ahh...) She sucks me 'til it grows
I'll fuck her face so hard She is my wild card (sweet! ) My sticky lollipop It's such a sweet gumdrop I'm bout to explode It feels too good to stop Just taste my tootsie roll You rub my icicle I gotta get my fix Please lick my pixie stick
Welcome to candyland I'll split your ass in two So take me by my head Lick it up, slide it down And satisfy my sweet tooth Welcome to candyland You'll wanna fuck me twice I'll be your gingerbread man 1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice!
Candyland! candyland!
Just close your eyes and dream A fantasy so extreme I'll take you by the hand This is my candyland You are my sweet playground Swallow, my love... 'til you drown I'll be your back door man Welcome to my candyland
Welcome to candyland I'll split your ass in two So take me by my head Lick it up, slide it down And satisfy my sweet tooth Welcome to candyland You'll wanna fuck me twice I'll be your gingerbread man 1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice!
You want my cock (mine! ) But it's mine So take a number And get in line (what! ) Whipped cream and astroglide Take off my wrapper And slip n' slide
Sticky like a lollie (*gasp*) Blow me 'til I pop (*pop*) You can sample all my flavors At my candyshop
Cumshots and gumdrops (ahh! ) Double fists and blow pops Trick or treat Squeeze my meat Give me something sweet to eat
Slip n' slide on my face You got that flavor, what a taste! Lick it red hawt (sssttttzzzz) Like a candy cane (mmm...) You'd think I was a zombie By the way I give you brain (mmm! )
Welcome to candyland I'll split your ass in two So take me by my head Lick it up, slide it down And satisfy my sweet tooth Welcome to candyland You'll wanna fuck me twice I'll be your gingerbread man 1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice! (mmm! )