We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'. Yeah, Tupac Shakur. Nah bitch, I'm talkin' bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit. What? Falco?
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Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze Golden Girls got me Sweatin' To The Oldies Hangin' out like double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas Wrote to Mayor McCheese Send a Shamrock Shake please? Three o' clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening? Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it Go through National Geographic and draw panties on the natives So I like to dance naked in front of my pets But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S. Play spin the bottle with my mom I watch Cops with no pants on
Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
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Nowhere to go I can't wake up late Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate Stalemate jailbait in My So-Called Life imprisonment Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it? I like to pretend I'm speed reading Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezin' Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day And I recycle I sniff my own farts I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch
Must've blown a fuse nothin's goin' on Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes Deader than the parents on a Party Of Five Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill Not goin' nowhere slim chance we will Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it Relax don't do it when you wanna cum Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
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Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers? Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man. Hey Pac-Man, what's up? Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase? No Pac-Man drugs are bad! Nope can't help you man. Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!
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