someone's been sending me flowers oh what a sweet thing to do every new day brings another bouquet and i don't know who to say thank you to
sometimes they're thrown through my window or down through my chimney they fall sometimes at night, when i've turned out the light, they come through a crack in the wall
now that my house is a garden bursting with blossoms in bloom i stand there for hours, admiring my flowers i'd like to lie down, but there just isn't room
someone's been sending me flowers more than i ever have had remarkable stuff, but enough is enough if i see another bouquet, i'll go mad
he started by sending me Bluebells oddly enough, they were gray each faded bloom had a nasty perfume besides being gray, they were papier-mache
there followed a garden of fungus and then, as a tropical treat he sent me a plant that proceeded to pant and later began to eat meat
the cactus corsage touched me deeply a beautiful plant in its prime i felt much the same when the rock garden came one rock at a time
somebody madly adores me i know not whom to suspect since i cannot afford to be madly adored i do wish you'd stop sending flowers collect