:D This is Blowfly, the master of class And I'm here to sock some soul to your ass Guys and girls, bull dikes and faggots Gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged If the world should end I'll be under no string I'd blast right off with my ding-a-ling Gonna rap to you all motherfuckers About my best friends, those no-good truckers Ride down the road carryin' a load Feelin' more sexy than a pregnant toad Checkin' out the scene on my CB 'Cause I don't want no bears fuckin' with me That's a big 10-4, good buddy
Smokin' weed, feelin' fine When suddenly I see a blue light behind Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack I think I got a bear on my back He's on my ass and that's no joke But I'm gonna eave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke 10-4
Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh 1-2, I said fuck you 3-4, your mammy's a whore 5-6, check out this dicks, yeah While I was goin' around the corner, doin' about 80 Lookin' between the thighs of some big pussy lady While checkin' out the thigs of this fine, hole I could tell she had a lotta ass below But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat" She said, "I got it here, so come on with it But just make sure you got enough meat to get it" I said, "My hands are large, and my prick is bigger Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah" I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room She had a fine body, but a face like a coon She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes As the funk from her pussy started fuckin' with my nose Suddenly I find that it all was a waste 'Cause there was a big peick starin' me in the face I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand What I thought was a bitch was nothin' but a man And you know what I did then? Huh?
I said uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah Uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah And I got the hell out of there, that's what I did http://www.free-lyrics.org/Blowfly/38464-Blowflys-Rapp-Rapp-Dirty.html
So I grabbed my shit and got back in the truck And I thought to myself, "What the fuck" After messin' up my day and spoilin' my plans I said to myself I can still use my hand Thought about the fine bitch I had back home And suddenly I couldn't help but to play with my bone
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While ridin' to the state of Alabama In a little town where I loved around I went in this bar, said "What the heck Motherfucker no good redneck Some asshole at the end of the bar Said, "Hey, nigger boy, do you know who you are" I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass And I said, "All you motherfuckers can't kick my ass" I remember what my daddy said one night He said, "Niggers pricks is bigger than whites" But my black ass was in for a big surprise 'Cause that crackers dick was three times my size And of course you know, that isn't a big 10-4 Uh, I said, "Feets, don't y'all fail me now Let's get the hell outta here"
He said, "Boy, I'm gon' kick your ass till your head turn blue There ain't nothin' I hate worser than a nigger or Jew" I said, "Are you sure you wanna fuck with me I'm a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali" Suddenly his big prick began to shrink He said, "Come on, boy, let's have a drink" Those rednecks in the corner started gettin' up outta their seats Carryin' big clubs, wearin' white sheets He said, "Listen nigger man I'm the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan He said, "There's no nigger badder than me Motherfuck you and Muhammad Ali" I threw my drink