Gary Golf stops all the clocks With night nurse slippers and socks He tries to keep his thoughts clean By washing with Listerine A little peck on the cheek In dazzed pyjamas and sheets Keep the light on I'm not tired I want to read my Dick Francis Dirty fraulines and nasty nazis
CHORUS: La la la la, la la la la, there are no monsters in me (x2)
Car alarms letting off steam Gary hears them in his dreams Panic outside is seeping in Just easy listening to him Turns in his sleep and smiles to himself There are no monsters in me Cause Gary's out on the green No growing pains for him Cause Gary Golf ball eyes is not in