Intro: Chord progression is C, G, then A quick Am, G, F. Then G.
Am F C G The books you think I wrote are way too thick Am F C G Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick Am F C G And I don't watch you when you sleep Am F C Em F Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a fucking creep
Am G F You're not going to heaven Am G F Why the fuck did you think I'd ever kick it with you Am G None of you are going to heaven F Am G F There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
F F F F F F
Am G Am G F You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to
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Am G C You shouldn't rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do
Chord progression is C, G, then a quick Am, G, F. Then G through him speaking: (It's pretty obvious just don't fucking rape people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.)
Am F C G I don't think masturbation is obscene Am F C G Am It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen F C G You make my job a living hell Am F C I sent gays to fix overpopulation G F Didn't that go well
Am G F You're not going to heaven Am G F Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Am G F None of you are going to heaven Am G F You're not my children you're a bad game of sims
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Am G Am G F You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to
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Am G C You can eat pork because why the fuck would I give a shit
Chord progression is C, G, then a quick Am, G, F. Then G through him speaking: (I created the universe you think I'm drawing the line at the fucking deli
aisle?)
Am F C G You argue and you bicker and you fight Am F C G Am Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night F C G Over what they think is true Am F C G F But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Am G F You pray so badly for heaven Am G F knowing any day may be the day that you die Am G F But maybe life on earth could be heaven Am G F Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try
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F C F G My love's the type of thing that you have to earn C F C(x2) G And when you earn it you won't need it