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I went to Chipotle
I went to Chipotle
And I got myself a chicken burrito
I went down the line, and I got all these ingredients
And at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
I was like, dude you should have warned me!
You're a burrito expert
You should have told me halfway through!
Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here
Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit inside it! Alright?
I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got
Half of it
I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got half of it right
Half of it right
Half of it right
Half of it right now
I think it's time I
Think it's time I think we'll break it down

Put the lotion in the basket
No, they're too young
I can sit here and pretend
Like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans
And burritos
But the truth is, my biggest problem is you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I want to say what I think
And not care what you think about it
Part of me loves you
Part of me hates you
Part of me needs you
Part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now [x2]
They don't even know the half of this right now
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Like come and watch the
Skinny kid with a
Steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself

I don't think that I can handle this right now [x2]
They don't even know the half of this right now
They don't even know the half of it
But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy who puts
On a silly show
So I should probably just shut up
And do my job
So here I go

I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got half
You can tell them anything if
You just make it funny
Make it right
If they still don't understand you
Then you
Run it one more time

I don't think that I can handle this right now [x2]
If you think that I can handle this right now
Then you don't even know the half of this right now
Right now
Now
Handle this right
Handle this right
Handle this right now


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