Bo Burnham - Left Brain VS. Right Brain | Текст песни

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• Bo Burnham
• Left Brain VS. Right Brain

I am the left brain, I am the left brain
I work really hard 'til my inevitable death dfgdfg brain
You got a job you better do it right in the right way is with the left brains might.

I like oreos and pussy yah! (yes, in that order)
And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3 (Woody!)
Cause I am the right brain, I have feelings,
I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful and trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love...
Or put my penis in

Here comes a female, here comes a female
Puff your chest.
I'll take your phone out and check your email
Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate
So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate

Holy fuck I think she might be the one, there's something about her,
I just can't describe it
Tits
I am the earth, she is the glorious sun
I want her to trust me and I just want her to- how do i say this- sit on my face! (Sit! Sit on my face!)

Alright now right brain you're being insane
No left brain, I'm just being alive
You should try it, you might like it

I worked hard to give him everything he cared about
You were worried about the things that he was scared about
I'm calm and collected when you act wild
I am the adult, you are child

You think you're the right one every time
You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all
Half of his problems were supposed to be mine But you wanted everything. I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not

Well according to my calculations, I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again, you're a giant dfgdfg pussy

Really name calling? Really? You're gonna just do name dfgdfg calling?

I'm name calling names alright, I'm just stating facts alright, the fact is you're a quivering dfgdfg pussy

I'm the pussy? Really? Well at least I don't play with toys dfgdfg still

Rubik's cubes are not toys alright, they keep my spacial rethink skills... dfgdfg sharp

Left brain plays with toys! Haha, fucking, Look at you, Mr... you're a toy dfgdfg player

Well at least I did my fucking job, all right.
I kept him working, I kept him productive
You were supposed to look after him You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable for all this
Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling, how he's feeling!
If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him You did this to him, he hates you I know he does, he fucking hates you!

Right brain, look, I'm sorry, dfgdfg okay?

No, you're not

Look, maybe there's something we could do together

Together?

Take the best parts of both of us and put them together

I'm listening

It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze
So you could man the themes;
I'll man the form.
It's something that George Carlin did, it's something Steve Martin did It's something special that we could both perform.
Do you know what it is?

Juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away!

It was comedy, you, fuck it, we could do comedy together

(Initiate reassembly)

All right, right brain we're gonna do comedy together, we gotta do comedy together

All right, left brain I'll do comedy with dfgdfg you

Look, we can fix him like this- we can make him happy again. I promise, all right

Left brain... left brain, I love you

I know...

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